A few more verses (things get racy!)

I had a friend called Mary-Ann,
I thought we were in love, but then,
she looked me in the eye and took my hands,
said "gays can be such lovely friends".
- Goemon, from Calgary

I had a girl named Allison
She swore I was her only one
But things went downhill awful quick
When I found out about her numbers two through six
- Peter from Kew Gardens, NY

I had a friend, she want by E
We had sex, then she fell for me
We dated for a bit, then things we're cool
Don't f*** your friends is the golden rule
- Stephanie from Boston


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